Since I type the bulletins and from time to time I know you catch my “bloopers”, I decided to let you read some “Bulletin Bloopers”  that I did not make.    Pastor LaVerne

*The fasting and prayer conference includes meals.

*The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’  The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’

*Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale.  It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.  Bring your husbands.

*Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.  Smile at someone who is hard to love.   Say ‘Hell’ to someone who doesn’t care much about you.

*Don’t let worry kill you off–let the Church help.

*Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this way again,’ giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

*For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

*Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.  They need all the help they can get.

*Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.   So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

*A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.  Music will follow.

*At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What is Hell?’  Come early and listen to our choir practice.

*Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.  Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

*Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

*The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.  They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

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